My recently-turned seven-year old daughter asked my wife today why all the shops had heart decorations.

My wife explained to her that it was because tomorrow is the day for those who are in love, or Valentine's Day.

My daughter looked at my wife, and then said "I know what present Dad is going to give to you to celebrate this special time."

My wife with a surprised look, and somewhat expecting that perhaps there was a special gift that I had told my daughter about, said, "Oh, what's that?"

To which my daughter said, "Well I remember what he said a couple years ago before Michael (baby brother) was born, so I think this year he's planning on giving you another baby."